Animal vocal behavior on breeding farms
From BullSpeak
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Definition
How we (the many who are trapped in cube farms) talk (forced to talk over the metal walls) to one another (our equally trapped peers) in business offices (the place we are forced to go to be given a paycheck). The sound of cows mooing to one another is as unintelligible to humans as is the typical “office speak” to those of us consigned to living out our most productive adult years living in low walled cubical. We can only assume that cows understand one another, and with proper training, humans can hope to one day understand each other just like other mammals understand their own kind. Like cows in milking stalls, office workers are similarly cut off from the outside world by being placed into cubicals and told to stare at the glare of computer screens. Perhaps being a cow is not so bad after all, at least cows are provided with three free meals a day.
Examples
The only difference to being on a farm listening to the vocal behavior of animals and being in an office is that it is heated in the winter and air conditioned (most of the time) in the summer.
What Would Robin Williams Say?
Swine talk!
